the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(
belle, local furry:
Local furry
Them: why are you competing in our cooking show today?
Me: the government banned gladiator matches yet I yearn for glory in the arena
I’m here to tell you, gladiator matches are still a thing pal
hm. Interesting. the last time I tried to behead a man for prestige and right to majesty, I was dragged out of the alleyway by three very unreasonable men of the law and I would like to know where you live
Them: why are you competing in our cooking show today?
Me: the government banned gladiator matches yet I yearn for glory in the arena
I’m here to tell you, gladiator matches are still a thing pal
hm. Interesting. the last time I tried to behead a man for prestige and right to majesty, I was dragged out of the alleyway by three very unreasonable men of the law and I would like to know where you live
nurse-peach